The Lost Lighthouse: The Weekly Rapture 94 – Fantasy Boy

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Big News

This week we chat about the terrible idea that is Confederate, the HBO hack and the leak of Game of Thrones spoilers, and a load of our favourite looking things from San Diego Comic Con, including the new trailers for Thor RagnarokReady Player OneStranger Things Season 2The DefendersWestworld Season 2Justice League, Captain Marvel news, and announcements like Wonder Woman 2 and Flashpoint

 

Now Playing – Reading/Watching/Playing

Adam Death’s End by Cixin Liu/The Handmaid’s Tale on Amazon/Resident Evil 7 Biohazard on PS4
IanThe Three Body Problem by Cixin Liu//The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on the Nintendo Switch

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The Lost Lighthouse: The Weekly Rapture 89 – Not Totally Without Merit

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Big News

This week we chat about the teasers and trailers for Destiny 2 gameplay, Far Cry 5 and Star Trek Discovery as well as news about the Resident Evil movie reboot, The Witcher Netflix show and casting news for Sony’s Marvel Universe that involves Spider-Man but may or may not have Spider-Man in it.

Screentime – Alien Covenant

This week we chat about the new Alien film. After years of bitching about Prometheus, Adam refused to see Alien Covenant, so Ian describes the plot to him and reviews it! We go into spoilers, so if you haven’t seen it yet skip 44:36-54:47!

Now Playing – Reading/Watching/Playing

Adam Dune by Frank Herbert/Room/Limbo on PS4
IanNecronomicon by H.P. Lovecraft/Moana/The Elder Scrolls Online on PS4

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The Lost Lighthouse: The Weekly Rapture 74 – Plussed

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This week we chatted about the Nintendo Switch, the Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and Logan teasers, Red Dead Redemption 2 and the voice actors strike.

Screentime – Westworld

We’ve been watching the new HBO/Sky Atlantic show Westworld, and chat about the first few episodes that have aired so far. We do venture into minor spoiler territory, so if you haven’t seen it yet then skip 40:37-56:27.

Now Playing 

Adam – The Complete Fiction of H.P. Lovecraft/Star Wars Rebels on Sky/Bioshock 2 on PS4 (Collection also on Xbox One) and Resident Evil on PS4
Ian – The Eleventh Letter by Tom Tomaszewski/Black Mirror on Netflix/Red Dead Redemption on Xbox 360

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The Lost Lighthouse: The Weekly Rapture 69 – Miller Time

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This week we chat about the new Rogue One trailer, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (please), the new Ghostbusters possibly not getting a sequel, No Man’s Sky and Kevin Conroy’s opinion of Batman’s murderous nature in Batman V Superman.

Screentime – Double Feature of Suicide Squad & Stranger Things

This week we did a Screentime two-parter. First Adam and Ian review and discuss Suicide Squad, the latest DC cinematic universe film from David Ayer and Warner Brothers. We go through what we thought of the film, what we didn’t like and try desperately to think of something we did like about it. We do go fairly spoiler heavy, so if you care about having the film spoiled then skip from 18:20-44:15.

In the second part we were joined by our pal Kirsty Flower, who plays Dariah on our D&D podcast Total Reroll, and the three of us chatted about Stranger Things. We mainly did this because we knew we were going to be very negative about Suicide Squad, and wanted to talk about something much more positive! We went into what we liked about the show and try desperately to think of something we didn’t like. We don’t go nearly as far into spoiler territory for this part, but there are minor spoilers so if you haven’t watched it yet (and you should) then skip from 44:15-61:43.

Now Playing 

Adam Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett/Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Series 6/Finished Uncharted 4 on PS4
Ian Proxima by Stephen Baxter/Stranger Things on Netflix/Monument Valley

 

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The Great Video Game to Film Transition Curse

Nath ponders why video game to film adaptations are so awful.

As many of you know, most if not all video game to film transitions basically suck. They’re awful and I could’ve used the time I had to do something more meaningful like have a glass of scotch, see how quickly paint dries or catch up on sleep, something a lot more interesting. But it dawned on me, why hasn’t anyone made a good video game film yet?

I understand it is very difficult to condense hours and hours of gameplay and storyline into a 90 minute to 2 hour film, but still at least put some effort into it. I have tried my best to watch some video game films but some are truly awful. If you think there are some that are worth a mention then by all means let me know because I am struggling. Also Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and Final Fantasy: Advent Children don’t count because they aren’t based on video games. They are in the same universe yes, but they are not based on a game. Here are a few that get a mention of being terrible

Doom

It pains me to this on the list a I’m such a Doom fan boy and that it has Karl Urban (Bones in Star Trek and Judge Dredd in Dredd) and the Rock (the Rock Bottom and the People’s Elbow) in it, but they got the entire plot wrong. Doom is based on monsters escaping from hell and causing havoc, mayhem and carnage. This version of Doom is some sort of werewolf thing where as soon as you get struck by the monster, you turn into it. There is one saving grace which is where you see the film in first person mode, I admit I enjoyed that, but the rest of it is awful.

Doom

 

Tekken

I remember a conversation with Adam when I said I would give this film a go and he said straight up “No, it will be terrible.” And he was wrong, so very very wrong. It is absolutely atrocious. The storyline was completely wrong and the characters were terrible too. the portrayal of Kazuya was awful and Kazuya is a great character. Also the Iron Fist tournament was changed. Why would you do that, that was the basis for Tekken. Idiots.

Tekken

 

Resident Evil

I will probably get some stick for this, but I’m not a huge fan of the Resident Evil movies. They are nothing like the games. Although the plot is solid and it does keep some of the basic gameplay and storyline, I don’t like the twist they have taken. Also the sequels were pretty terrible too and Nemesis was terrible. Nemesis is supposed to cause absolute carnage and he doesn’t. Again, why change that?

RE5

 

Max Payne

To begin with I thought this would be epic, Mark Wahlberg was the best choice as he’s always angry, the storyline was pretty basic but could be easily transitioned. Good action scenes and great cast throughout. So what ruined it? Well they didn’t stick to the storyline and why did they bring the demon stuff into it. Last time I played Max Payne there was nothing to do with demons. Unless I am completely wrong. Can someone inform me otherwise?

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However, could there hope on the horizon? Let’s face it, comic book movies started off quite badly as well. There was Batman and Robin (George Clooney’s nipple suit) there was Superman Returns (Brandon Routh, oh dear) and the Fantastic 4 (need I say more) however we then got Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Avengers and Guardians of the Galaxy. The comic book movies exploded because everyone saw the potential, so is it the same for video game movies? There are a few future releases to keep an eye out for.

Warcraft

A game based on World of Warcraft. Could be a riot, there’s some stars in it already, Dominic Cooper (Howard Stark) is in it, could be a good one but I’m not holding my breath.

Metal Gear Solid

This is a dangerous one because the game has a very intense storyline, albeit a fantastic one. To be honest the 4th one is like a film anyway. Still not a lot of details about this, but apparently Hideo Kojima will be involved which is some good news at least.

Shadow of the Colossus

Now this would be interesting. A truly amazing game being turned into a film. Kevin Misher (The Scorpian King, The Interpreter) is in line to produce and Seth Lochhead (Hanna) will write the script. Again could be amazing or it could terrible, lets hope for the first one.

Assassins Creed

Now then this is where the heat kicks up a notch. Ubisoft have created Ubisoft Motion Pictures and apparently Michael Fassbender will star and co-produce the film. Scott Frank (Minority Report, The Wolverine) is rewriting the script and we are looking at a release December 2016. Ubisoft are literally throwing everything at this so I think we can be pretty excited by it. Probably the only film we can be excited about. Could this be the film that breaks the curse? Only time will tell, but lets hope this will work.

Nath